Neville Is A Nerd letra

We all believed that Neville
was a f f f fine lad
but when we go to know him better
Neville drove us mad.
Neville is a bighead
Neville is a pain
Neville is a pratt without a brain

[Chorus:]
What a wally, what a burk
he sticks out like a sore thumb
he's a wally, he's a jerk
nobody can be as dumb

Neville's a hopeless case
he can never pull a bird
Neville's thick and he's got a pig face
Neville is a nutter, Neville is nerd
oh Neville is a nutter, Neville is....
Neville is a nerd.
Neville gets on your wick
Neville is a moron
Neville makes you sick
oh Neville is a Neville is a nerd

Oh Neville's wearing Aramus
and a little touch of Brut,
he thinks he will pick up a chick
in his white trendy suit,
sunglasses in the disco
Nev can't see too clear
he's such a burk, he trips and
spills his beer
[Chorus]

Neville's nice to all the girls
but it's just a bluff
Neville thinks he's Jack the lad
but he's just a trendy puff.
He says he's been to Tenerife
and he knows Simon le Bon,
but it's a codswallop
coz Neville is a con
[Chorus]

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• A.Diamond
• Alecs Gone
• Alfie From The Bronx
• Anniversary Waltz
• Any Dream Will Do
• Ashbrooke Launderette
• Audrey's Alone At Least
• B.E.E.R
• Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie
• Back In '79
• Bare Faced Cheek
• Bitten By a Bed Bug!
• Blaze Of The Borough
• Bless You My Son
• Blue Suede Shoes
• Bored Housewife
• Bowling Barmy
• Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
• Caught Up The Reeperbahn
• Charlie's Watching
• Cheatin' Chick Form China
• Cheerio & Toodle Pip
• Chenky Is A Puff
• Cloughy Is a Bootboy!
• Come Back Jackie
• Credit Crunch Christmas
• Davey's Days
• Davey's Took The Plunge
• David's Xr2
• Deccas Drinkin’ Dilemma
• Deidrie's a Slag
• Dez The Demon Decorator
• Dig That Groove Baby
• Dirty Doreen
• Dizzy
• Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell?
• Do You Want To Finish... Or What?!
• Don't Change
• Don't Drive Yer Car Up Draycott Avenue
• Dorkamania
• Dougy giro
• Down At The Old 29
• Ernie Had a Hernia
• Everybody Jitterbug
• Everything You Are
• Fallin' Down
• Fat Bob's Feet
• Firey Jack
• Fisticuffs In Frederick Street
• Frankie's Got The Blues
• Fred Olivier
• Full Forever
• Geordie's Gone To Jail
• Glenda And The Test Tube Baby
• Gordon Brown Gets Me Down
• Griefsville
• H.o.
• Hanky Panky
• Harry Cross (a Tribute To Edna)
• Harry's Hands
• Her With A Hoover
• Hero
• How do You Deal With Neal?
• Howza Bouta Kiss Babe!
• I Can See You
• I Caught it from Camilla
• I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
• I Tried To Trust Tracey
• I Wish My Eyes Were Ernies
• I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)
• I'm A Lonely Bastard
• I'm A Telly Addict!
• I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles
• I've Got Asthma
• I've Had Enough O'Magaluf
• Idle Gossip
• If You're In A Pop Group You'll End Up Paying A Fortune Practicing At Peter Practice's Practice Place
• In Tommy's Head
• Ivy's Lurid Lips
• James Bond Lives Down Our Street
• Jeans Been
• Keith's A Thief
• Kevins Cotton Wool Kids
• Kids In Tyne & Wear
• Lazy Sunday Afternoon
• Lester Fiddled The Tax Man
• Livin' On Newton Hall
• Living La Vida Loca
• Martys Mam
• Me 'n' John Williams
• Melancholy Margaret
• Modern Schools Of Motoring
• Molly Was Immoral
• My Baby Is A Battleaxe
• My Girlfriend's Dad's a Vicar
• My Wife's A Psychopath!
• Nellie The Elephant
• Never Take The Place of Your Man
• Neville Is A Nerd
• No One Knew The Real Emu
• No Particular Place To Go
• Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare
• Olga I Cannot
• One More Megabyte
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• Out Of The Red
• Park Lane Punch Up
• Pc Stoker
• Please Release Me
• Poltergeist In The Pantry
• Poor Davey
• Pot Belly Bill
• Pot Luck Percy
• Poverty Pleadin' Peter
• Queen alexandra road is where she said she'd be
• Quick To Quit The Quentin
• Rita's Innocent
• Rodney's Memory
• Ron Dixon Dumped D-d
• Rupert The Bear
• Sciatica sucks
• She Goes To Finos
• She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
• She's a Leech
• She's a Worky Ticket
• Silly Billy
• Sod The Neighbours
• Speed Racer
• Spiders In The Dressing Room
• Stay Mellow
• Taken For a Mug
• Teenager In Love
• Terry Talking
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• The Devil Went Down To Scunthorpe
• The Lambrusco Kid
• The Memory Of Nobby
• The Psychosurgery
• The Sphinx Stinks
• There's a Trollop Up Elmwood Street
• Tommy Koweys Car
• Tony Talks Tripe
• Turtle Crazy
• Up the garden path
• We Quit The Cavalry
• We're 21 Today
• We're Mad
• What She Had With Huey
• When You're Jimmy Saville
• Worse Things Happen At Sea
• Yellow Burt
• You And a Box Of Hadkerchiefs
• You Won't Be Merry On a North Sea Ferry
• Yul Brynner Was a Skinhead