Credit Crunch Christmas letra

Its no joke, being stony broke
canʼt afford no tinsel for the tree
i know i should buy a christmas pud, but i aint got no money

We all get the itch, to be filthy rich
i knew that i would never make a mint
for sure i am poor, but i never thought iʼd be this skint

Do we wanna party, nooooo
do we wanna celebrate
do we wanna party, nooooo
do you wanna celebrate, we don't wanna celebrate
christmas

Chorus:
here comes a credit crunch christmas a credit crunch
oh no mistletoe, crackers or a turkey oh,
here comes a credit crunch christmas a credit crunch
gloomy locked in, blue till boxinʼ day.

Carol singers, thereʼs nowt worse
sittinʼ in the dark and penniless
knockinʼ at the door, cant take anymore, iʼm gonna kill good
king wenceslas

Heatings off, nothing left to scoff
i darednt turn the fairy lights on
it sucks when ya stuck in a christmas recession

Chorus, guitar bit and stuff.

Now

The Toy Dolls - Letras

• A Bunch O'fairies
• A.Diamond
• Alecs Gone
• Alfie From The Bronx
• Anniversary Waltz
• Any Dream Will Do
• Ashbrooke Launderette
• Audrey's Alone At Least
• B.E.E.R
• Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie
• Back In '79
• Bare Faced Cheek
• Bitten By a Bed Bug!
• Blaze Of The Borough
• Bless You My Son
• Blue Suede Shoes
• Bored Housewife
• Bowling Barmy
• Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
• Caught Up The Reeperbahn
• Charlie's Watching
• Cheatin' Chick Form China
• Cheerio & Toodle Pip
• Chenky Is A Puff
• Cloughy Is a Bootboy!
• Come Back Jackie
• Credit Crunch Christmas
• Davey's Days
• Davey's Took The Plunge
• David's Xr2
• Deccas Drinkin’ Dilemma
• Deidrie's a Slag
• Dez The Demon Decorator
• Dig That Groove Baby
• Dirty Doreen
• Dizzy
• Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell?
• Do You Want To Finish... Or What?!
• Don't Change
• Don't Drive Yer Car Up Draycott Avenue
• Dorkamania
• Dougy giro
• Down At The Old 29
• Ernie Had a Hernia
• Everybody Jitterbug
• Everything You Are
• Fallin' Down
• Fat Bob's Feet
• Firey Jack
• Fisticuffs In Frederick Street
• Frankie's Got The Blues
• Fred Olivier
• Full Forever
• Geordie's Gone To Jail
• Glenda And The Test Tube Baby
• Gordon Brown Gets Me Down
• Griefsville
• H.o.
• Hanky Panky
• Harry Cross (a Tribute To Edna)
• Harry's Hands
• Her With A Hoover
• Hero
• How do You Deal With Neal?
• Howza Bouta Kiss Babe!
• I Can See You
• I Caught it from Camilla
• I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
• I Tried To Trust Tracey
• I Wish My Eyes Were Ernies
• I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)
• I'm A Lonely Bastard
• I'm A Telly Addict!
• I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles
• I've Got Asthma
• I've Had Enough O'Magaluf
• Idle Gossip
• If You're In A Pop Group You'll End Up Paying A Fortune Practicing At Peter Practice's Practice Place
• In Tommy's Head
• Ivy's Lurid Lips
• James Bond Lives Down Our Street
• Jeans Been
• Keith's A Thief
• Kevins Cotton Wool Kids
• Kids In Tyne & Wear
• Lazy Sunday Afternoon
• Lester Fiddled The Tax Man
• Livin' On Newton Hall
• Living La Vida Loca
• Martys Mam
• Me 'n' John Williams
• Melancholy Margaret
• Modern Schools Of Motoring
• Molly Was Immoral
• My Baby Is A Battleaxe
• My Girlfriend's Dad's a Vicar
• My Wife's A Psychopath!
• Nellie The Elephant
• Never Take The Place of Your Man
• Neville Is A Nerd
• No One Knew The Real Emu
• No Particular Place To Go
• Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare
• Olga I Cannot
• One More Megabyte
• One Night In Moscow (& We'll Be Russian Home!)
• Out Of The Red
• Park Lane Punch Up
• Pc Stoker
• Please Release Me
• Poltergeist In The Pantry
• Poor Davey
• Pot Belly Bill
• Pot Luck Percy
• Poverty Pleadin' Peter
• Queen alexandra road is where she said she'd be
• Quick To Quit The Quentin
• Rita's Innocent
• Rodney's Memory
• Ron Dixon Dumped D-d
• Rupert The Bear
• Sciatica sucks
• She Goes To Finos
• She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
• She's a Leech
• She's a Worky Ticket
• Silly Billy
• Sod The Neighbours
• Speed Racer
• Spiders In The Dressing Room
• Stay Mellow
• Taken For a Mug
• Teenager In Love
• Terry Talking
• The Ashbrooke Launderette.... You'll Stink, Your Clothes Shrink, Your White'sll Be As Black As Ink
• The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash
• The Death of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo
• The Devil Went Down To Scunthorpe
• The Lambrusco Kid
• The Memory Of Nobby
• The Psychosurgery
• The Sphinx Stinks
• There's a Trollop Up Elmwood Street
• Tommy Koweys Car
• Tony Talks Tripe
• Turtle Crazy
• Up the garden path
• We Quit The Cavalry
• We're 21 Today
• We're Mad
• What She Had With Huey
• When You're Jimmy Saville
• Worse Things Happen At Sea
• Yellow Burt
• You And a Box Of Hadkerchiefs
• You Won't Be Merry On a North Sea Ferry
• Yul Brynner Was a Skinhead